All right, socks, socks, socks! Come on in socks lovers! Here at the FunkyFreshSocks.
We got all kinds of socks, give us an offer on our vast selection of socks, this is a sock blow out!
All right, we got white socks, black socks, red socks, yellow socks, we got hot socks, cold socks , we got banana socks, we got…
This is something you never saw before!
There are enough apes, punky and kittiy on the blockchain.
Everyday, there is a new „bla bla bla apes/punks“ project out there, but did you ever saw socks?
And to be honest, how many people do you know, owning an ape or a punk?
For real, who the f*ck?
Dogs, cats, maybe hamster but apes and punky?
Just look down at yourself, i bet you were socks.
I bet your neigbour wear socks, your boss, the postman, the tank-stop guy.
Just everybody wear socks.
And let me tell you a secret…
…come closer, just a bit more…
they love them
Yes, everybody love socks.
They let you feel more comfortable, feel you more secure, protect you from getting cold.
And let me tell you another secret…
even bored apes and cryptopunks wear socks – but you just dont see them….